Memorable Memes of 2020 – 2022 | Golden Rules Gal

1. What a year this week has been.
2. My mom always told me I wouldn’t amount to anything. Yet here I am, saving the world.
3. Can anyone recommend a good breakfast wine?
4. Back in my day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled “last call.”
5. I’m having a quarantine party tomorrow. NONE of you are invited.
6. Dear 2020, none of this sh** was on my vision board.
7. Warning: There is a DUI checkpoint between the hallway and the kitchen.
8. For the love of God, do all the construction road work now.
9. 2020 is a unique leap year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and 5 years in April.
10. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I’d go up to a bank teller with a mask on and ask for money.
11. We are about 3 to 4 weeks away from finding out everybody’s natural hair color.
12. Is anyone else’s car getting three weeks to a gallon?
13. I found $20 in a parking lot and thought to myself, what would Jesus do? So I turned it into wine.
14. When do we usually determine who the kids will have as teachers next year? I hope it’s not me.
15. I imagine by now that a lot of husbands are ready to build that “she shed.”
16. I’ve eaten 14 meals and taken 6 naps, and it’s still today. Are you kidding me?
17. Sometimes, I wonder if all this happened because I didn’t forward that message to 20 people.
18. A man goes into a bar in New Orleans and says, “I’ll have a Corona and two hurricanes.” The bartender says, “That’ll be $20.20.”
19. Where is far, far away, and how do I get there?
20. I still don’t know what I’m wearing to the dining room for Thanksgiving. I might not go.
21. Calm down! Walmart, it’s just asking you to wear a mask. You can still wear your pajamas and leave your bras and teeth at home.
22. I say we close down the national media for 30 days, watch 80%, and have the world’s problems disappear.
23. When does season two of 2020 start? I did not like season one.
24. Alexa, what will the weather be like this weekend? Why? You’re not going anywhere.
25. I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
26. That stupid teacher doesn’t know sh** about math, history, or English. And I’m sure I smelled vodka on her breath, cheap vodka. Stop it, Carol. Mom is trying her best!
27. The lockdown can only go four ways. You’ll come out a monk, chunk, hunk, or drunk.
28. Marijuana is legal, but haircuts are not. It took 50 years, but the hippies finally won.
29. Casinos are now offering curbside pickup. Call ahead, and they come out and take the money right from your car.
30. Doing crunches twice a day now: Captain in the morning and Nestlé in the afternoon.
31. For the second part of quarantine, do we have to stay with the same family, or can we relocate?
32. Until further notice, the days of the week are now called: This day, that day, another day, and someday.
33. This just in: In eight weeks, 88% of the world’s blondes will disappear from the face of the earth.
34. Join the two-day challenge—no alcohol on February 30th or 31st.
35. Imagine if that Chinese woman called all of our mobile phones to warn us, but we didn’t understand what she was saying?
36. I’ve noticed that many of you are not posting selfies since the salons have been closed.
37. I don’t usually play these games, but I’m bored. So fill in the blanks: Card number, name on card, expiration date, CCV, billing zip.
38. Mum is in a meeting, please new not disturb. The answers to your question might be here: In the wash, I don’t know what’s for dinner, piece of fruit, no, in your bedroom, upstairs.
39. Having some states lockdown and some states not locked down is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
40. People keep asking, “Is COVID-19 that serious?” Listen up: casinos and churches are closed. It’s probably pretty serious when heaven and hell agree on the same thing.
41. I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him or her with a 10-foot pole” would become a reality.
42. You’re not hungry. You’re bored. Shut the da** door.
43. I stepped on my scale this morning, and it said, “Please use social distancing—one person at a time.”
44. If you thought toilet paper was crazy, just wait until 300 million people all want a haircut.
45. The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.
46. Sometimes, getting unfriended on Facebook is magical. It’s like the trash took itself out.
47. Does anyone know the number parents are supposed to call if we need a substitute teacher?
48. The garbage man stuck a pamphlet on AA in my recycling bin. Again, judgmental pr*** – mind your own business.
49. My husband and I decided we didn’t want children. We are telling them tonight at dinner.
50. The official sponsor of the most extended spring break ever has been announced: Corona.
51. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet, or should we just keep washing our hands?
52. Homeschooling schedule: 8 am – frozen, noon – Frozen, 4 pm – frozen margaritas
53. Monthly entertainment budget: zero on gas, gifts, clothes, and sports—$3,000 for food.
54. Is anyone else concerned about the 2020 season finale?

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